Okay... So, folks....the jig's up! I know the footage is out there. It's opened every single gig on this great grand Gorillaz World Tour. It's the same every night. Same damn thing happens every night! It's crazed...It's just...I can't explain it. Every night we get ready to go on, right…packed stadium, heaving crowd...I can hear them! And I'm sitting in the dressing room. Bass polished, hair done all snazzy, shoes nice n' shiny...I'm ready to hit the stage! I then I can hear something at the door. Sounds like some kind of...'band' going on...WHAT?!?! The support band?! I don’t know....It's a bloody nightmare. Then I hear them... Humpin' and thumpin' away...Charlatans! Imposters...Posing on another man's stage.....But then... And then all the doors are jammed. It's driving me mental! Even more mental than I already am! Y'know... oh hang on. Look here....Take a look here! This is what I'm taking about.... See for yourself! I've been swindled!